You sit on a throne of lies!

This one goes out to Johnny Awesome (I hope it was worth the wait...though I have a feeling it wasn't). According to a certain character on a certain Canadian tv show, the correct way to calculate if someone is old enough for you to date them, you can use the following formula: 1/2 your age + 7.
Example: Micheal Douglas is 60. So the youngest person he could date would be 37. So to all those who thought C. Zeta Jones was too young for him, you might want to rethink that, b/c according to the formula, she meets the requirements. See, it's not icky. And the older you get, the bigger the age range. A person of 100 could date someone as young as 57! Sorry Anna Nicole, it's still icky in your case. You can try it w/ other celebrities as well....hours of fun for the whole family!

This is what happens when there's nothing else on tv. If you've ever thought to yourself, is there a natural way for me to have more cleavage? Then this is for you. There's even a fun video! I wonder who buys these things? Probably the same people who would buy this. Or maybe not, at home electrolysis isn't for everyone.

Okay, I need coffee.
R.